No, really! Bits of him are just falling off....
He's all excited about it - he has this bizarre notion that someone will actually pay him MONEY - "LOTS and LOTS of money for it, like three quarters and two pennies!" Next thing we know, he'll be losing kidneys or something, and then we'll really have to shell out the big bucks.
So, in a completely unrelated vein.........anyone wanna buy a tooth?